Don't Try The Brown Acid

Don't worry if it's too late, though. Just stay calm and head on over to the Freak-Out Tent.

David Koresh Wanna Be

Ever wonder what David Koresh would've turned out like if he he'd been born without charisma. You know, delusional, gun crazy and obsessed with sex but without the tools to gather weak-willed women and men around him. Well, thanks to my brother, wonder no more. That's because Russ has sent along the following creepy clip of just such a parallel-universe, charisma-lacking Waco wacko. You'll have to be patient, though. Perhaps give this "cult leader" a few years until he boards himself up in a cabin with his cache of weapons and his flock and then calls out the FBI. You see, he looks like he works at a gas station and his "cult members" cost upwards of $10,000.

The Evolution Revolution

No explanation necessary.

John Popper And The Apocalypse

When the end of the world comes and humanity is on the brink of extinction, at least now we know that the lead singer of Blues Traveler will be there amongst the rubble and radiation, spreading his seed.

By Associated Press
SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) - Blues Traveler singer and harmonica player John Popper was arrested near Ritzville after the vehicle he was riding in was clocked going 111 mph, the Washington State Patrol said Wednesday.

Popper, 39, was arrested Tuesday afternoon on Interstate 90 near the Spokane/Lincoln county line, the Washington State Patrol said. Inside the black Mercedes SUV, officers found a cache of weapons and a small amount of marijuana, the Patrol said.

Popper, who lives in Snohomish, Wash., is the owner of the vehicle, which was being driven by Brian Gourgeois, 34, of Austin, Texas, said state patrol Trooper Jeff Sevigney.

A police dog searched the vehicle, finding numerous hidden compartments. Inside those compartments were four rifles, nine handguns and a switchblade knife. They also found a Taser and night vision goggles.

Popper told officers he collected weapons, the Patrol said.

The vehicle also had flashing emergency headlights, a siren and a public address system, the Patrol said.

"Popper indicated to troopers that he had installed these items in his vehicle because (in the event of a natural disaster) he didn't want to be left behind," the Patrol said.

Do I Make You Horny?

Sorry for the pun... this story is unsettling enough as it is:

SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn.

"The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said.

Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision. He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent. Hathaway pleaded no contest earlier this month to misdemeanor mistreatment of an animal for the incident involving the deer.

"The type of behavior is disturbing," Judge Michael Lucci said. "It's disturbing to the public. It's disturbing to the court."

Stephen Hawking Will Rule The World

We must not let Prof. Hawking get his hands on this chair. He will become a dark overlord, laying waste to every city and enslaving us all. You have been warned.

Holy Crap!

I'm not sure how to preface this clip other than to say, "I hope your sitting down."

By the way, in case you're wondering: Yes, he did play Marlon Brando's rat-man pet in The Island of Dr. Moreau.

Ah, The Old Knife Thru The Hand Trick

I remember seeing Harry Anderson do this trick on SNL in the 80's. Although I'm pretty sure he used fake blood.

More Boxing?

I stumbled onto these photos whilst yakking at my brother Russ on Skype. The boxer on the left is Lamon Brewster. On the right: I think that's Sloth from the Goonies.

Just kidding. Actually, that's heavyweight contender Luan Krasniqi. For comparison, I've also included a "non-punching bag" photo of Mr. Krasniqi. As you can see, his head is not always shaped that way.