David Koresh Wanna Be

Ever wonder what David Koresh would've turned out like if he he'd been born without charisma. You know, delusional, gun crazy and obsessed with sex but without the tools to gather weak-willed women and men around him. Well, thanks to my brother, wonder no more. That's because Russ has sent along the following creepy clip of just such a parallel-universe, charisma-lacking Waco wacko. You'll have to be patient, though. Perhaps give this "cult leader" a few years until he boards himself up in a cabin with his cache of weapons and his flock and then calls out the FBI. You see, he looks like he works at a gas station and his "cult members" cost upwards of $10,000.