To Go Where No Midget Has Gone Before

Perhaps you know John and Greg Rice from the TV show Real People, as do I. Or from those annoying real estate "You, too, can make $$$" infomercials. But what you may haven't known is that, until Greg died in 2005, they were officially the world's shortest twins (now that title has apparently passed to Mike and Pat Short of Creswell, Oregon). Which brings me in a roundabout way to today's post. One Halloween, in college, I was witness to the Short boys donning their infamous good Capt. Kirk/evil Capt. Kirk costumes. After spending several years in therapy I thought I was cured. Until, that is, I witnessed this...