Herzog's "Citizen Kane"

Way before he brought us the madness of Timothy Treadwell (aka "Grizzly Man"), Werner Herzog risked his own life by infiltrating and filming another group of nature's most savage creatures: midgets!

Filmed in 1970, Even Dwarfs Started Small is the story of a rebellion of midgets... no, wait, it's the tale of an island institution... hold it, there is that one-legged chicken... oh, and that hilarious camel... Alright, so I don't know what the hell it's about (I bet after the high-grade German LSD wore off ol' Werner didn't either).

Here are three clips from it, anyway, so go screw on your old college film-study beret; I'd like a two page summary by Monday.