Friday, February 23, 2007

Fee Fi Fo... Fum?

Alright. Here's the deal. We have a new heavyweight champion. Now, I know, there are like five different belts, it's all politics and blah, blah, blah... But screw all that. Take one look at the picture above and know this: the guy on the right is the former WBA champ John Ruiz. He's 6'2" 220 lbs. The guy on the left? He's the new champ. His name is Nikolai Valuev and he stands 7' 0" tall and weighs 330 lbs. Making him the tallest, heaviest and (unofficially) hairiest champion ever. Now if we can only reincarnate Andre the Giant...

3 Comments:

Blogger Russell Arch said...

Wow, it looks like an evolutionary chart BRAWL! Let's hope Homo Erectus makes it out alive!

2:59 PM  
Blogger kingaengland said...

It's a bear! The Russians are cheating!!! It's a bear with a human head surgically attached.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Bowler Hat Productions said...

I thought you were kidding but it's ALL TRUE!

Boxing's the only sport I love so I must see this mutant in action ASAP.

6:51 AM  

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