Van Halen vs. Lecherous Dwarfs

Who do you call when you see a couple of pint-sized perverts groping a woman? Why Diamond Dave and the boys from Van Halen, of course. Just be patient 'cause they're all pretty freaking slow getting ready and Dave has to wait for his limo. Oh, and maybe next time make sure the damsel-in-distress isn't actually a dude.