Human Organ Smoothies

A couple of days ago Rob (a fellow bartender and sick mofo) called me and proceeded to clue me in on a long dead serial killer he had stumbled upon. Luckily I was close to a computer because the story he was feeding me seemed not only far-fetched, but downright silly. It is so silly, in fact, so unbelievable, that I cannot and will not try to do it justice here. Like I told Rob, if you tried to make this shit up, people would laugh. And if you were to make a movie of this mad-man you'd have to cast Jim Carrey and make it a screwball comedy. It is that wacky.

Below I will post a few of paragraphs of Richard "The Vampire of Sacremento" Chase's resume-- courtesy of Wikipedia. And, if like me, you still are intrigued, please click on the two links below for more info on this, the craziest mother fucker you've ever heard of.

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Richard Trenton Chase (May 23, 1950 – December 26, 1980) was an American serial killer who killed six people in the span of a month in California. He earned the nickname The Vampire of Sacramento because he drank the blood of his victims and ate their internal organs. He did this as part of a delusion that he needed to prevent Nazis from turning his blood into powder via poison they had planted beneath his soap dish.

Alone in his new apartment, Chase began to capture, kill, and disembowel various animals, which he would then devour raw. He then began to put the entrails of the animals he had killed into a blender in order to make smoothies. Chase reasoned that by drinking these smoothies he was preventing his heart from shrinking; he feared that if it shrank too much it would disappear and then he would die.

Chase then dragged her body to her bedroom and raped it post-mortem while repeatedly stabbing it with a butcher knife. When he had finished, he carved the corpse open and removed several of her internal organs, using a bucket to collect the blood and then taking it in the bathroom to bathe in it. He then sliced off her nipple and drank her blood, using an empty yogurt container as a drinking glass; before leaving, he went into the yard, found a pile of dog feces, and returned to stuff it into the corpse's mouth and throat.

Chase, meanwhile, took David's corpse home with him, where he chopped off his head and used the neck as a straw through which he sucked the blood out of the body. He then sliced the corpse open and consumed several internal organs and made smoothies out of others, finally disposing of the corpse at a nearby church.

Chase also granted a series of interviews with Robert Ressler, during which he spoke of his fears of Nazis and UFOs, claiming that although he had killed, it was not his fault; he had been forced to kill to keep himself alive, which he believed any person would do. He asked Ressler to give him access to a radar gun, with which he could apprehend the Nazi UFOs, so that the Nazis could stand trial for the murders. He also handed Ressler a large amount of macaroni and cheese which he had been hoarding in his pants pockets, believing that the prison officials were in league with the Nazis and attempting to kill him.

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If you are interested the rest of the Vampire of Sacremeto's tale can be found at both Wikipedia and CourtTV's Crime Library.