The Holy Trinity of Celebrity Mugshots

Alright, so we've all heard of Mel Gibson's alcoholic/anti-Semitic shenanigans. They were, in one word, awesome. But, as insane as they were, there is one thing missing which hinders its ascension into the echelon of great celebrity fuckups: visuals. Maybe the arresting officers lent him a comb, or perhaps a little gel. Whatever it is, he just doesn't look that nuts. Oh well, there's always next time.

For comparison (and shits and giggles) I've also posted the gold-standards of celebrity mugshots.



James "the hardest working man in showbiz" Brown


Nick "I'm doing research for Down and Own in Beverly Hills II" Nolte


Glen "Hhhrrzzahhmmrrrggammrgh" Campbell


Thanks to Maxim magazine for photos.