A John Wayne Gacy Christmas

Tired of the boring, old-fashioned way you've been celebrating X-mas? Well, how 'bout mixing it up this year and throwing it Pogo the Clown-style! In this clip Gacy goes all-Martha-Stewart-on-your-ass and gives you step by step pointers on how to do the whole deal: stockings (well, paper bags), dinner and everything (feeds 100 prisoners... er, guests). And he tops it all off by joining his cell-mates for a rousing bit of caroling. God bless us, every one.

Thanks to Russ for the clip and idea.